I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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