evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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