I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
she smelled like a LAN party
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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