i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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