If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just high enough for therapy.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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