everyone is single if you try hard enough
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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