I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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