He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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