I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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