I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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