Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Come on in and take your pants off
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