a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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