By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
