I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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