How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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