You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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