take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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