Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
