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I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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