We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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