jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Threesome in a minivan. New low
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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