News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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