I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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