The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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