they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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