Say something about gay babies.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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