is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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