Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
There are leaves in my underwear?
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