you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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