Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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