fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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