dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
