id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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