Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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