He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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