Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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