what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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