nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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