I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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