Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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