so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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