I like to think it a success when the cops are called
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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