you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize
