She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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