ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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