I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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