So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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