I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
