Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
well I can't set my house on fire every night
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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