so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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