I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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