Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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