I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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