new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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