I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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