"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i just had sex bonerless
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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